Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
where does the pee come out of this thing
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
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I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
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You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
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