check it out our google latitudes are spooning
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
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I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
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But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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