that's an acceptable place to lick
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
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If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
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Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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