woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
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you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
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he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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