..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
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well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
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I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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