It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
This house was built for laser tag.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
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The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I stole a fireplace last night.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
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He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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