Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
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i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
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I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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