So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
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Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
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Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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