Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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