Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
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I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
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Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
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