Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
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It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
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No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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