yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
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Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
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I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
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