Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
no you cant smoke seaweed
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
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You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I don't deserve a penis
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we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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