Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
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... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
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He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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