Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
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Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
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I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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