OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
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she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
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I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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