Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
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WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
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idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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