i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
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Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
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I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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