Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
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they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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