So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
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sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
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Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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