so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
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Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
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