DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
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I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
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OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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