i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
This house was built for laser tag.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
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He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
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I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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