The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
you would pick up someone in the library
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
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Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
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I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Dicks are not precious.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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