You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
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he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
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not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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