is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
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It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
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And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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