and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
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Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
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My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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