3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
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I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
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I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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