i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
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Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
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I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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