My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Me too!
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
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I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
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You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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