Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
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Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
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Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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