I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
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He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
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so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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