People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
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this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
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I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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