Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
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all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
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She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
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