I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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