i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
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Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
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Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
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