Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
She's like a pop up book from hell.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
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a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
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I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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