There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
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She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
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It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
The power of my boobs compel you
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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