So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
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Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
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He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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