so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
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I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
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Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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