I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
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Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
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I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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