you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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