whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
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you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
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Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I think pants incapable of making pants work
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
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