Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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