3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
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Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
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Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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