Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
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4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
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I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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