So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
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the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
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The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
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We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
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