no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
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I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
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If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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