Dignity is for republicans.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
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I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
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I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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