bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
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Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
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who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
A bitchslap is in order.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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